A bit of fun.

The plan is, you will come here to have a wee bit of fun. I should have a couple of fun pictures in the Playroom, Photo gallery, some links to other bits of fun and maybe a few of the better jokes I get sent.   Can I warn you before you go any further, some of this material might cause you to wet your pants, the web master accepts no responsibility for this, also lots of bad language so be warned.

 

Until I hear or see better, the first one is number one, thanks Dave.

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/golf.wmv

Click on the link above. We invented the game but was it meant to be so funny? FCUK NO!

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/lights.wmv

Click on the link above. Coming to house near you this Christmas?  I hope not to Manse Road

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/boeingcrosswind.wmv

Click in the link above. Then just sit back and watch. Thank god your not on these planes and think twice about getting on one again.

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/unbelievablybadburglars.wmv

Click on the link above.   I can install glass like this for you, but   I tend to think maybe god had a hand in this. If you want this glass get my details from the G.K. Joinery page on this site.

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/burberry.mp3

Click on the link above. Do you need help? Just say no. Yi ken man!

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/stopsmoking.mpg

Click on the link above. If you needed an excuse to stop smoking, how about this one.

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/geezajoab.mp3

Click on the link above. If yi canni laugh at this, go and see a doctor but dini gee thum yir phone number.

http://www.kempik.com/USERIMAGES/taysiders.wmv

Click on the link above. Star Trek Scottish style. Maybe a bit too Scottish but auffy funny.

www.winterrowd.com/maze.swf

Click on the link above. Do you like doing maze games? These need a steady hand. If you complete the third maze your prize will be the only MP3 sound I have on my site, currently, The Proclaimers, Letter To America. I will change this weekly so keep coming back. MAKE SURE YOUR SOUND IS SWITCHED ON TO HEAR MY MP3.

 

Scary Photo - Do not view if nervous

I've never believed in apparitions but after seeing this amazing picture, I am now unsure. The photo has been authenticated as genuine. Maybe there is some kind of optical illusion happening as not everyone sees it the same.

The room you are about to see is an early medical lecture room were surgeons learnt their skills by practicing on corpses. The photo was taken many years later by a spiritualist investigator in 1923, just before the building was demolished. He also made a very poor sound recording.

As you view the room, some people see weird shapes. They're not easy to see at first. If you listen carefully, you can hear someone whispering. You'll need to turn the sound up as it's only just audible.

Click here to view photo and listen to sound track

 

A   joke. "Guys be warned".

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair, Kill Her!

The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife."
The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes so take your wife and go home."


Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

She took the gun and went into the room.
Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are evil. Don't mess with them.

Plane Crash News Flash!
Ireland's worst ever plane disaster struck today, when a two-seater plane crashed into a cemetery.

Irish rescue workers have recovered 79 bodies up to now.

Digging will continue throughout the day and possibly through the night.